Thank you for your exceptional commitment to weakening the region so badly that it has now become a playground for foreign interventions, allegedly even attracting the attention of forces from the United States on Nigerian soil. That takes real dedication.
You denied millions of children quality education, skills, and jobs. Left with no options, many were abandoned to the streets—some later labeled as terrorists, others innocent victims who will pay with their lives for decisions they never made. This is what long-term negligence looks like.
The resources meant for development? Some were used to groom bandits and political thugs. Others were mined, smuggled, and safely stored abroad, while your villages remained without schools, hospitals, or hope. Now those same resources will be forcefully contested and looted by outsiders. Poetic irony.
You were allocated oil wells, yet you didn’t use the proceeds to build schools in towns and villages. Instead, you invested in private comfort and foreign accounts. The result is clear: abandoned children, weaponized poverty, and communities trapped in fear.
And here is the masterstroke:
You groomed your own children with elite education, global exposure, and connections. Then you turned around and used the same abandoned, uneducated youth to campaign for them—to replace you as representatives, senators, governors, and holders of every juicy national position. What a system.
This, too, is a great achievement. It has successfully convinced millions of jobless youths that the future will never be better for them—only recycled faces, recycled power, and recycled suffering in Nigeria.
So yes, thank you. History is recording this chapter carefully.
And above all, Allah will judge us all on the Day of Reckoning.
This is not hatred.
This is accountability.
This is satire with a message.
